Kids Jokes – Very funny jokes for facebook status, SMS, Quotes, Pics and more

1 EXAMINER and Pupil Jokes

EXAMINER: Did you make up this poem yourself?

PUPIL: Yes, sir, every word.

EXAMINER: Well, pleased to meet you, William Shakespeare!

EXAMINER and Pupil

EXAMINER and Pupil

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2 Teacher and Ramu Jokes

Teacher: Ramu, your composition on “My Dog” is exactly the same as your brother’s. Did u copy his?
Ramu: No, teacher, it’s the same dog!

Teacher and Ramu Jokes

Teacher and Ramu Jokes

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3 Funny and Kids Jokes

Q. I usually wear a yellow coat. I usually have a black tip and wherever I go I make marks. What am I?
A. A pencil.

Funny and Kids Jokes

Funny and Kids Jokes

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4 Girl and Boy Jokes

Girl: What did you get that little medal for?
Boy: For singing
Girl: What did you get the big one for?
Boy: For stopping!

Girl and Boy Jokes

Girl and Boy Jokes

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5 Funny and Kids Jokes

Why did the student do multiplication problems on the floor?
(The teacher told her not to use tables!)

Funny and Kids Jokes

Funny and Kids Jokes

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6 Funny and Kids Jokes

Told to me by ds2 (5):

Why did the sheep cross the road?
To go to the baaa-bers.

Funny and Kids Jokes

Funny and Kids Jokes

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7 Teacher and Student Jokes

teacher: Name two animals that live in a cold region?
student: A polar bear and his wife

Teacher and Student Jokes

Teacher and Student Jokes

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8 Funny and Kids Jokes

Q: Why did the banana go to the Doctor?
A: Because it was not peeling well

Funny and Kids Jokes

Funny and Kids Jokes

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9 Funny and Kids Jokes

Q. How do crazy people go through the forest?

A. They take the psycho path.

Funny and Kids Jokes

Funny and Kids Jokes

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10 Funny and Kids Jokes

Q. Have you seen the movie called The Tractor
A. I haven’t either but the trailer looks really good!!!

Funny and Kids Jokes

Funny and Kids Jokes

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