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1 How did I do on yesterday’s spelling test

FRED: Teacher, how did I do on yesterday’s spelling test?

TEACHER: Let’s put it this way; do you know how to spell “F”?

How did I do on yesterday's spelling test

How did I do on yesterday’s spelling test

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2 Teacher and Ramu Jokes

Teacher: “George Washington not only chopped down his father’s Cherry tree, but also
admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn’t punish him?”
Ramu: “Because George still had the axe in his hand.”

Teacher and Ramu Jokes

Teacher and Ramu Jokes

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3 Funny and Kids Jokes

Q. Why didn’t the class clown use hair oil the day before the big test?
A. Because he didn’t want anything to slip his mind.

Funny and Kids Jokes

Funny and Kids Jokes

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4 Funny and Kids Jokes

What’s white and fluffy and beats its chest?
A meringue-utan

Funny and Kids Jokes

Funny and Kids Jokes

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5 Funny and Kids Jokes

What do you do if a teacher rolls her eyes at you?
(Pick them up and roll them back to her!)

Funny and Kids Jokes

Funny and Kids Jokes

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6 Funny and Kids Jokes

Did you hear about the magic tractor?
It went down the lane and turned into a field.

Funny and Kids Jokes

Funny and Kids Jokes

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7 Funny and Kids Jokes

Whats the difference between a teacher and a train. the teacher says spit out your gum and the train says chew chew chew.

Funny and Kids Jokes

Funny and Kids Jokes

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8 Funny and Kids Jokes

Q: What is the difference between a school teacher and a train?
A: The teacher says spit your gum out and the train says “chew chew chew”.

Funny and Kids Jokes

Funny and Kids Jokes

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9 Funny and Kids Jokes

Q. Why do sea-gulls fly over the sea?

A. Because if they flew over the bay they would be bagels!

Funny and Kids Jokes

Funny and Kids Jokes

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10 Funny and Kids Jokes

Q: What is the difference between a fish and a piano?
A: You can’t tuna fish

Funny and Kids Jokes

Funny and Kids Jokes

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