Kids Jokes – Funny School and Kids Jokes, SMS, Quotes, Pics and more

1 Teacher and Ramu

Teacher: What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots!
Ramu: Yes it’s really strange. I’ve got another pair of the same at home.

Teacher and Ramu

Teacher and Ramu

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2 Funny and Kids Jokes

Q. Why is it dangerous to do math in the jungle?
A. Because when you add four and four you get ate (eight).

Funny and Kids Jokes

Funny and Kids Jokes

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3 Tourist and Local

Tourist: How would you describe the rain in this part of the country?
Local: Little drops of water falling from the sky

Tourist and Local

Tourist and Local

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4 Funny and Kids Jokes

Which hand is it better to write with?
(Neither, you should use a pen!)

Funny and Kids Jokes

Funny and Kids Jokes

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5 Silly Jokes

These are a list of silly jokes, plays on words, crazy questions, and strange thoughts. For example, from where to hamsters come? Hampsterdam!

Silly Jokes

Silly Jokes

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6 Funny and Kids Jokes

Lol at the tea towl one.
Doctor doctor i feel like a pig
how long have you felt like that?
About a weeeeeeeek. 🙂

Funny and Kids Jokes

Funny and Kids Jokes

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7 Funny and Kids Jokes

Q:What is a witches favorite part in school?
A:Spelling LOL!!!

Funny and Kids Jokes

Funny and Kids Jokes

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8 Funny and Kids Jokes

Q: What happened to the dog that swallowed a firefly?
A: It barked with de-light!

Funny and Kids Jokes

Funny and Kids Jokes

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9 Funny and Kids Jokes

Q: Why didn’t the sun go to college?
A: Because it already had a million degrees!

Funny and Kids Jokes

Funny and Kids Jokes

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10 Girl and Boy Jokes

Girl: Why is your nose so swollen?
Boy: I was smelling a brose.
Girl: Silly! There’s no “b” in rose.
Boy: There was in this one! – Brenda

Girl and Boy Jokes

Girl and Boy Jokes

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