Kids Jokes – Good Jokes for Kids Jokes, SMS, Quotes, Pics and more

1 What you don’t know won’t hurt you

My Dad always says “What you don’t know won’t hurt you.”
It sure hurt me in the math test I took last week.

What you don't know won't hurt you

What you don’t know won’t hurt you

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2 Teacher and Father

Teacher: Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
Father: No. Why do you ask that?
Teacher: Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?

Teacher and Father

Teacher and Father

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3 Funny and Kids Jokes

Q. Why did the teacher draw on the window?
A. Because he wanted his lesson to be very clear!

Funny and Kids Jokes

Funny and Kids Jokes

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4 Funny and Kids Jokes

Why don’t bats live alone?
They like to hang around with their friends

Funny and Kids Jokes

Funny and Kids Jokes

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5 Funny and Kids Jokes

Why did the teacher turn the lights on?
(Because her class was so dim!)

Funny and Kids Jokes

Funny and Kids Jokes

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6 Funny and Kids Jokes

What’s red and sits in the corner?
A naughty strawberry

What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Do-you-think-he-saurus

Funny and Kids Jokes

Funny and Kids Jokes

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7 Joker and Person Jokes

Joker: Wanna hear a construction joke?
Person: Sure, I’d love to hear a construction joke!
Joker: Sorry, I’m still working on it!
Person: Ha, ha, ha!!!!!!

Joker and Person Jokes

Joker and Person Jokes

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8 Funny and Kids Jokes

Q: Why was the guy looking for fast food on his friend?
A: Because his friend said dinner is on me.

Funny and Kids Jokes

Funny and Kids Jokes

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9 Funny and Kids Jokes

Q. Where do bees go to the bathroom?

A. At the BP station!

Funny and Kids Jokes

Funny and Kids Jokes

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10 Patient and Doctor Jokes

PATIENT: Doctor, Doctor I’m going to die in 59 seconds.
DOCTOR: Okay I’ll be with you in a minute.

Patient and Doctor Jokes

Patient and Doctor Jokes

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