student and teacher relationship Archive
1 Santa Mathematics SANTA SINGH WHILE IN GRADE SCHOOL. Teacher: What is 5 plus 4? Santa Singh: 9 Teacher: What is 4 plus 5? Santa Singh: Are you trying to fool me, you’ve just twisted the figure, the answer is 6!! ******************************wwww.informationnine.com****************************** 2 Teacher
1 Teacher and Student Teacher- BIRBAL KON Tha? Student- Pata nahi. Teacher- Padhai pe Dhayn do, to pata Chalega. Student- Jacky kaun hai? Teacher- Pata nahi. Student- Beti pe dhayn do, to pata Chalega! ******************************wwww.informationnine.com****************************** 2 Teacher and Student TEACHER:-Wo kaon sa Department hai
1 1st ever intelligent sardar. 1st ever intelligent sardar. Teacher: what do u call a person who cannot hear anything? sardar: u can call him anything, because he cannot hear anything:-) ******************************wwww.informationnine.com****************************** 2 Teacher and Pappu Teacher: “Bachon Aaj Hum Grammer Padhenge, To Batao
1 A= B =C Calculations Teacher:Students if a=b & b=c ,then we can say that a=c.Give me on more example… (A boy stands up and says…) Boy:Mam if i love you and you love your daughter then i love your daughter..!!!! ******************************wwww.informationnine.com****************************** 2 Naughty
1 Teacher: School Kyun Nahin Aaaye? Teacher to Ramu: Ramu Kal School kyo nahi aaye Ramu: Sir Kal Gir gaya tha aur lag gayi thi Teacher: Kaha gir gaye the aur kaha lag gayi Ramu: Bed Pe gir gaya tha aur Aankh Lag gayi
1 Teacher: Tum kahaan paida hue? Teacher: Tum kahaan paida hue? Student: Sir, Thiruvananthapuram main. Teacher: Spelling bataao. Student: Sir, ab mujhe lagta hai, main GOA main paida hua tha!! ******************************wwww.informationnine.com****************************** 2 Teacher and Jack Teacher: Wich was 1st Silent Hindi Movie? Jack: If
1 Teacher and Student Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an “I”. Student: I is the…. Teacher: Stop! Never put ‘is’ after an “I”. Always put ‘am’ after an “I”. Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet. ******************************wwww.informationnine.com****************************** 2
1 Sir Santa Santa wrote- “Sunlight..” Sir-Whats This?? Santa- Sir,Uska naam Suraj Prakash hai…! ******************************wwww.informationnine.com****************************** 2 Teacher and Kids Kid: 12 Teacher: Hw did u knw? Kid: Baara mahine me bara tarike se tujhko pyar jataunga re! DHINKA CHIka Dhinka Chika ******************************wwww.informationnine.com****************************** 3 What
