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1 Teacher: Tum kahaan paida hue?

Teacher: Tum kahaan paida hue

Teacher: Tum kahaan paida hue

Teacher: Tum kahaan paida hue?
Student: Sir, Thiruvananthapuram main.
Teacher: Spelling bataao.
Student: Sir, ab mujhe lagta hai,
main GOA main paida hua tha!!

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2 Teacher and Jack

Teacher and Jack

Teacher and Jack

Teacher: Wich was 1st Silent Hindi Movie?

Jack: If Movie was silent how could u know it was Hindi?

Teacher shocks Jack Rocks.

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3 Teacher and Student

Teacher and Student

Teacher and Student

Teacher- Beta batao Parle G ke packet pe jo
Green dot banahai uska matlab kya hai?
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Baccha-‘mam iska matlab Parle G online
baithe hain.

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4 Teacher and Student

Teacher and Student

Teacher and Student

Studnt:Mam ye mardana kamzori kya hoti hai?
Teacher: beta agar ap k khwab me koi ladki aye or waha par bhi uski izzat bach jaye,to ise mardana kamzori kehte hai

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5 Teacher and Puppu

Teacher and Puppu

Teacher and Puppu

Teacher:
Pappu Beta,
Ganga, yamuna, Kaveri, Krishna, Bharat ki nadiyo k naam hain
to pakistan ki nadiyo k naam batao??

Pappu: Rukhsana, Farzana, Rizwana, Sultana, Shabana!!

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6 Teacher and Student

Teacher and Student

Teacher and Student

Teacher: 1 Achcha Ladka Ladki
Ko Kaise Prapose Krega?
Stu: Wo Use Naav Me Bitha Ke
Samundar K Beech Me Le Ja Ke
Kahega “I Love U” Bol
De Nhi To Meri Naav Se Utr Ja.

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7 Boy and Teacher

Boy and Teacher

Boy and Teacher

Teacher : whoever answers my next question, can go home.
One boy throws his bag out the window
Teacher : who just threw that?!
Boy : Me! I’m going home now.

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8 Teacher and Student

Teacher and Student

Teacher and Student

Teacher: Which was the first silent film in Urdu? Pappu: If the film was silent, how could you know it was in Urdu!

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9 Teacher : Why are u late?

Teacher and Student

Teacher and Student

Teacher : Why are u late?
all ur classmates came to class on time.

Student : “Jhund me kutte ate hain sir.. sher to akela ata hai

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10 Teacher and Student

Teacher and Student

Teacher and Student

Teacher to Pathan: Tumne home work kyun nahin kiya?
Pathan: Sir hum hostel mein rehta hai.

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