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1 Teacher and Pupil Jokes

TEACHER: What was the pen name of Samuel Clemens?

PUPIL: Was it “Bic”?

Teacher and Student Jokes

Teacher and Student Jokes

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2 Teacher and Student Jokes

History teacher : From where to where did the mughals rule??

Student : sir i am not sure but i think from page 15 to 26

Teacher and Student Jokes

Teacher and Student Jokes

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3 Question and Answer Jokes

Question: How are you getting on with your exams?

Answer: Not bad. The questions are easy enough – it’s the answers I have trouble with!

Question and Answer Jokes

Question and Answer Jokes

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4 Teacher and Student Jokes

A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word “beans”..
“My father grows beans,” said one student.
“My father cooks beans,” said another.
Then little Johnny spoke up: “We are all human beans.”

Teacher and Student Jokes

Teacher and Student Jokes

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5 Why did the weatherman bring a bar of soap to work

Question: Why did the weatherman bring a bar of soap to work?

Answer: He was predicting showers.

Why did the weatherman bring a bar of soap to work

Why did the weatherman bring a bar of soap to work

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6 Teacher and Student Jokes

A high school girls runs up to her father. She says, “Daddy, Daddy, I need fifty dollars.”

He says, “Forty dollars? What do you need thirty dollars for?”

Teacher and Student Jokes

Teacher and Student Jokes

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7 Santa Aur Teacher

Santa at his best..

Teacher: 5 – 5 = how much?

Santa is quiet?

Teacher tries again: agar tere kol 5 bhaturey ne te main tere 5 bhaturey lai lavan, tere kol ki bachea?

Santa: Chholle….??

Santa Aur Teacher

Santa Aur Teacher

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8 Pappu Ne Kiya Nek Kaam

Teacher: Tumne Kabhi Koi Nek Kam Kiya Hai..?

Pappu: Haan Sir..Bilkul kiya hai!

Ek Bujurg aaram se ghar jaa raha the..!
Maine Ek Kutta peechhe laga diya..!!
Jaldi Ghar Pahuch Gaye..!!!

Pappu Ne Kiya Nek Kaam

Pappu Ne Kiya Nek Kaam

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9 Santa Aur Teacher Ka Sawal

Teacher- jo mere sawal ka sahi jawab dega wo ghar ja sakta hai.

Ussi waqt santa ne apna bag bahar fek diya.

Teacher- wo bag kisne feka?

Santa- maine..ab main ghar jau!!

Santa Aur Teacher Ka Sawal

Santa Aur Teacher Ka Sawal

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10 Teacher and Sardar Jokes

Teacher to sardar :name five animals that live in water?
Sardar:frog ,teacher and reamaining four .
sardar:frog de maa pio phen tay praah.

Teacher and Sardar Jokes

Teacher and Sardar Jokes

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