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1 Teacher and Student Jokes
Teacher : Give me the opposite.of this sentence ‘ Children in the dark make mistakes’
Me : Mistakes in the dark make children.
Teacher : ( .___.)
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2 Teacher and Student Jokes
*Teacher leaves during a test*
Elementary: *Silence*
Middle School: *whispers* can I have some gum
High School: YO! WTF IS NUMBER 7?
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3 Judge and Me Jokes
Judge: why r u arrested?
Me: for shopping early?
Judge: well, that’s not a crime, anyway how early were u shopping?
Me: before the store opened…
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4 Teacher and Student Jokes
Teacher: Give me your phone.
Student: No.
Teacher: Do you see that sign? It says no electronics, so give me the phone.
Student: Well do you see THAT sign? It says no bullying, so step off bitch!
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5 Teacher and Student Jokes
Teacher:
To keep your character
good, think every Girl as
your Sister.
Smart student: But thinking every
Girl as my Sister will make my
Father’s character bad.
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6 Teacher and Puppu Jokes
Pappu Teacher Se- Madam Gadhaa Kon
Hota H?
Teacher- Beta, Jo Kisi Aadmi Ko Apni
Baat Naa Samjha Paye..!
Pappu- Main Kuch Samjha Nahi
Madam..
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7 Teacher and Class Jokes
Teacher: Can you see God?
Class: No.
Teacher: Can you touch God?
Class: No.
Teacher: Then there isn’t a God!
Student: Sir, can you see your brain?
Teacher: No.
Student: Can you touch your brain?
Teacher: No.
Student: Oh ok so you have no brain?
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8 Teacher and Student Jokes
“What is the difference between inside & Outside the
school gate…?
We played with life inside the gate & life played with us
Outside the gate”
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9 Teacher and Student Jokes
Teacher: What Will You do After Growing Up?
Student: Facebooking
T: NO! I Mean What Will You Become?
S: Admin Of FB Pages
T: OMG! I Mean What Will You Achieve After You grow Up ?
S: FB Admin Rights !
T: IDIOT! I Mean What Will You do For Your Parents?
S: I Create A pg For Them On Fb I MOM & DAD
T: Stupid! What Do Your Parents Want From You?
S: My FB Password.
T: Oh God! What The Purpose Of Your Life?
S: Facebook, bt never face Your Book=D
This is called fb Addiction :P:P
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10 Teacher and Boy Jokes
TEACHER-pani me rahana wale 6 jiv jantuo ka nam batao
BOY-mendak
TEACHER- 5 NAM OR BATAO ….
BOY- mendak ki mummy,
mendak ka papa,
mendak ki behan,
mendak ka bhai,
or mendak ki GF…………..
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