Teacher Jokes – Funny Teacher Student Quotes Jokes, SMS, Quotes, Pics and more

1 English Teacher and Naughty Student

English teacher : make a sentence using ‘Neither-Nor

Naughty student : when girls wear tight fitting dresses NEITHER are they comfortable,NOR we are.

English Teacher and Naughty Student

English Teacher and Naughty Student

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2 Teacher and Student Jokes

English Teacher: ‘One cute young girl is walking on the road.’
Change this into an
exclamatory sentence.

Student: ‘Aaila Item!!!’

;-} :-[D

Teacher and Student Jokes

Teacher and Student Jokes

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3 Teacher and Student Jokes

History teacher : From where to where did the mughals rule??

Student : sir i am not sure but i think from page 15 to 26

Teacher and Student Jokes

Teacher and Student Jokes

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4 Teacher and Student Jokes

Teacher: All idiots stand up.
A boy stands up.
Teacher: So u are an Idiot?
Boy: No. I can’t bear u standing alone madam..

Teacher and Student Jokes

Teacher and Student Jokes

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5 Teacher and Pappu Jokes

Teacher-giv an example of amphibian?
Pappu-a frog.
Teacher-good. giv another example?
Pappu-another frog!

Teacher and Pappu Jokes

Teacher and Pappu Jokes

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6 Teacher and Student Jokes

Impact of Movies:

Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi?

Student:- He is the one who helped
Munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend!

Teacher and Student Jokes

Teacher and Student Jokes

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7 A lawyer was filling

A lawyer was filling out a job application when he came to the question, “Have you ever been arrested?” He answered, “no.” The next question, intended for people who had answered in the affirmative to the last one, was “Why?” The lawyer answered it anyway: “Never got caught.”

A lawyer was filling

A lawyer was filling

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8 Teacher and Student Jokes

Student:Y Gandhi has no hair on his head?

Teacher:Bcoz he talks only truth.

Student:Now i understand y girls hv long hair.

Teacher and Student Jokes

Teacher and Student Jokes

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9 Teacher and Puppu Jokes

Teacher:-Batao Mahatma Gandhi kaha paida huye, aur unhone talim kaha hasil ki?
.
Papu:-Ji wo hospital mein paida huye aur school mein talim hasil ki.

Teacher and Student Jokes

Teacher and Student Jokes

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10 Husband and Wife Jokes

Husband and wife r angry on each other…

Husband(from office to wife): what is the Dinner today…

Wife : Poison…

Husband: Ok..dont wait 4 me

Husband and Wife Jokes

Husband and Wife Jokes

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