Teacher Jokes – Question and Answers Jokes, SMS, Quotes, Pics and more

1 Sleeping improves mind

Teacher and Student

Teacher and Student

Teacher 2 sleepy boy : who invented steam engine ?
Boy : what sir !!
Teacher : yes correct itz james watt….
Moral : sleeping improves mind.

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2 Did You Do Your Home Work?

Teacher and Student

Teacher and Student

Teacher: Did you do your Home Work?
Student: No Teacher
Teacher: Why?
Student: Teacher, I stay in Hostel, how can I do Home work

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3 Teacher and Student

Teacher and Student

Teacher and Student

TEACHER:
what is the different between
problem and challenge????

STUDENT:3boys+1girl=problem
1boy+3girls=challenge..

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4 Teacher and Student

Teacher and Student

Teacher and Student

Student: Can you hold on to my wallet for me while we take the exam? There may or may not be money in it.
Teacher: I can’t be bought!
Student: Yes, but can you be rented for a little while?

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5 Teacher: If You Have 10 Rs & You Ask For 10 Rs from Your Dad

Teacher and Student

Teacher and Student

Teacher: If You Have 10 Rs & You Ask For 10 Rs from Your Dad ..
How Much In Total You Have??

Student: Rs 10

Teacher: You idiot You Fool
You Don’t Know Maths
Student: I Know Maths Mam But You Don’t Know My Dad

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6 Common Between BUDDHA, JESUS …

Teacher and Student

Teacher and Student

Teacher: What is common between BUDDHA, JESUS, KRISHNA, RAM & GANDHI?
Student: All are born on Government Holidays…!!!

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7 Teacher And Student

Teacher and Student

Teacher and Student

Teacher: Did your father help your with your homework?
Student: No, he did it all by himself.

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8 Teacher and Student

Teacher and Student

Teacher and Student

Teacher: Why are you late?
Webster: Because of the sign.
Teacher: What sign?
Webster: The one that says, “School Ahead, Go Slow.”

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9 Can kids of our age have kids?

Teacher and Student

Teacher and Student

Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:
“can kids of our age have kids?”

Teacher replied ” NO Never!!”

Boy said to girl :
“see i told you not to worry!!!!

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10 Answers My Next Question

Teacher and Student

Teacher and Student

Teacher: Whoever answers my next question, can go home.
A boy throws his bag out through the window.
Teacher: who threw the bag ?
Boy: Me..I’m going home. ……

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