Teacher Jokes – Short Jokes Between Teacher and Students, SMS, Quotes, Pics and more

1 Teacher and Student Jokes

Teacher- Y are u sleeping in the class???

Student- Ur voice is so sweet
thatz Y i am getting sleep.

Teacher- Then Y other ppl r not sleeping???
Student- They aren’t listening 2 u mam…

Teacher and Student Jokes

Teacher and Student Jokes

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2 Teacher and Pupil Jokes

TEACHER: Can you tell me how long pot roast should be cooked?

PUPIL: The same as short pot roast.

Teacher and Pupil Jokes

Teacher and Pupil Jokes

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3 Pappu and Dad Jokes

Pappu’s dad joins facebook.

Pappu’s update: ‘Dad on FB,wtf !!’

Dad comments : ‘what is wtf?’

Pappu replies :
‘Welcome to facebook’ !!

Pappu and Dad Jokes

Pappu and Dad Jokes

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4 Teacher and Girl Jokes

A girl used to come to class late frequently.
Teacher asked the reason.
Girl said: A boy chases me everyday.
Teacher: Dont look at him. Just put your head down and walk quickly.
Girl: Sir, If I walk quickly, he walks slowly.

Teacher and Girl Jokes

Teacher and Girl Jokes

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5 Teacher and Fred Jokes

TEACHER: Where do we find the Suez Canal?

FRED: It should be written right here on my sleeve with the rest of the answers.

Teacher and Fred Jokes

Teacher and Fred Jokes

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6 Teacher – Johny About Future

Teacher: What will you do after growing up?

Little Johny: Facebooking

Teacher: NO! I mean what will you BECOME?

Johny: Admin of facebook pages.

Teacher: OMG! I MEAN what will you ACHIEVE after you
grow up?

Johny: Facebook Admin Rights

Teacher: IDIOT! I MEAN what will you do for your
PARENTS?

Johny: I create a page for them on facebooK. ‘I ? MOM&
DAD’

Teacher: Stupid! What do your parents want from YOU?

Johny: My facebook password!

Teacher: Oh God! What IS THE PURPOSE OF YOUR LIFE?

Johny: Facebook but never face your books…!!!

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7 Teacher and Student Jokes

Teacher : you are late today,school 7 baje lag jata hai or tum ab aa rahe ho???

Student : sir aap mer fikar na kia karen aap school shuru karwa dia karen.

Teacher and Student Jokes

Teacher and Student Jokes

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8 Teacher and Sam Jokes

Sam: Would you punish me for those thing I didn’t do?

Teacher: No, of course not.

Sam: Thakns, because I didn’t do my homework.

Teacher and Sam Jokes

Teacher and Sam Jokes

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9 Teacher and Student Jokes

English teacher : make a sentence using ‘Neither-Nor

Naughty student : when girls wear tight fitting dresses NEITHER are they comfortable,NOR we are.

Teacher and Student Jokes

Teacher and Student Jokes

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10 Teacher and Student Jokes

Q. Why doesn’t the elephant use the computer?
A. Because it is afraid of the mouse!

Teacher and Student Jokes

Teacher and Student Jokes

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