Teacher Jokes – Student and Principle Jokes, SMS, Quotes, Pics and more

1 No Punishment

Martin: Should someone be punished for something he didn’t do.

Teather: No

Martin: Good beacause I didn’t haven’t done my homework

No Punishment

No Punishment

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2 TEACHER and PAPPU

TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water?
PAPPU : “HIJKLMNO” !!

TEACHER : What are you talking about?
PAPPU : Yesterday you said it’s H to O !

TEACHER and PAPPU

TEACHER and PAPPU

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3 TEACHER and PAPPU

TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you’re wearing, one is green and the other is blue with red spots !!

PAPPU: Yes, it’s really strange. I’ve got another pair just like that at home.

TEACHER and PAPPU

TEACHER and PAPPU

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4 What Do You Want To Do In Future?

Principal – Beta, What you want to become when you grow old?

Student –
After Studying MBBS ,
I want to join the police force
and get good job in a software company
and work as a lawyer
and construct Big buildings
and conduct research
and become a successful actor…

Principle – Whats your name Beta ?

Student – Rajnikanth!

What Do You Want To Do In Future

What Do You Want To Do In Future

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5 TEACHER and PAPPU

TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you’re wearing, one is green and the other is blue with red spots !!

PAPPU: Yes, it’s really strange. I’ve got another pair just like that at home.

TEACHER and PAPPU

TEACHER and PAPPU

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6 Teacher and Student

Teacher: What happen when Carbon monoXide react with 2 molecules of Iron? .

Student: Coffee.

Teacher: How??????

Student: Co+2Fe = COFFEE.

Teacher and Student

Teacher and Student

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7 Indian Definition Of Electricity

Teacher: What is Electricity ?

Little Johny: Electricity is the daughter of Govt. and has extremely loose character,
she goes anytime,
anywhere without telling anyone,
even at midnight !

Indian Definition Of Electricity

Indian Definition Of Electricity

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8 Teacher and Student

Teacher asks 2 Santa change dis sentence
“I made a mistake” frm active voice 2 passive voice.
He replied quickly “I was made by a mistake”

Teacher and Student

Teacher and Student

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9 Teacher and Student

Teacher: “What’s something that you need, that you can’t see or feel?”
.
Student in 2000: “Air.”
.
Students 2013: “Wi-fi. 😛

Teacher and Student

Teacher and Student

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10 Quiet In Church???

A Sunday school teacher asked the children just before she dismissed them to go to church, “And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?”

Little Johnny jumped up and yelled, “Because people are sleeping!”

Quiet In Church

Quiet In Church

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