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1 India mein Corruption khatam ho Jayega

Teacher and Student

Teacher and Student

Teacher: Ye koun sa TENSE hai?
India mein Corruption khatam ho Jayega..!!

Student: Future IMPOSSIBLE Tense..!!

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2 Teacher and Student

Teacher and Student

Teacher and Student

Teacher: All idiots stand up.
A boy stands up.
Teacher: So you are an Idiot?
Boy: No. I can’t bear you standing alone madam.

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3 Teacher and Student

Teacher and Student

Teacher and Student

Teacher asked George: how can you prove the earth is round?
George replied: I can’t. Besides, I never said it was.

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4 Teacher and Student

Teacher and Student

Teacher and Student

Teacher: Why are you late?
Webster: Because of the sign.
Teacher: What sign?
Webster: The one that says, “School Ahead, Go Slow.”

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5 Teacher and Student

Teacher and Student

Teacher and Student

Teacher: Wat do u mean by Terrorist?

Student: Tourist who coms 4rm othr country 2 celebrate Diwali in our Country.

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6 Essay On My Dog

Teacher and Student

Teacher and Student

Teacher to Student: Kid, your essay on “My Dog” is exactly the same as your brother’s.
Did you copy from him?
Student: No, teacher, it’s about the same dog!

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7 Teacher and Student

Teacher and Student

Teacher and Student

Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
Simon: No sir, I don’t have to, my mom is a good cook.

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8 Teacher and Student

Teacher and Student

Teacher and Student

Teacher: What is the formula for water?
Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O
Teacher: That’s not what I taught you.
Student: But you said the formula for water was…H to O

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9 Teacher and Student

Teacher and Student

Teacher and Student

Teacher: Start Computer.
Pappu: I did.
Teacher: Now open my computer.
Pappu: Miss, where is your computer?

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10 Teacher & bachay

Teacher and Student

Teacher and Student

Teacher. Bachon wada kro cigrett shrab nahi pioge.
bachey:nahi pienge.
Teacher:larkio ka pecha nahi karoge
bachey:nahi karnge
Teacher:un pr awazen nahi kaso ge.
bachey: nahi kasenge.
Teacher: apni zindagi watan pr qurban karoge.
bachey: karenge,asi zindgi ka karna bhi kia he.

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