Teacher Jokes – Teacher and Engineering Student Jokes, SMS, Quotes, Pics and more

1 Teacher: School Kyun Nahin Aaaye?

Teacher: School Kyun Nahin Aaaye

Teacher: School Kyun Nahin Aaaye

Teacher to Ramu: Ramu Kal School kyo nahi aaye

Ramu: Sir Kal Gir gaya tha aur lag gayi thi

Teacher: Kaha gir gaye the aur kaha lag gayi

Ramu: Bed Pe gir gaya tha aur Aankh Lag gayi thi!

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2 A bull and a cow is grazing in the field

A bull and a cow is grazing in the field

Teacher : Correct the sentence,
“A bull and a cow is grazing in the field”

Student : “A cow and a bull is grazing in the field”
Teacher : How?

Student : Ladies first.

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3 Teacher and Student

Teacher and Student

Teacher and Student

Pappu da Kamina Student
School Me Aag Lag Gayi,
Sab Bache Khush The K Ab Skul Nhi Aana
Padega,
Par Pappu Udaas Tha.
Teacher : Pappu Y R U Sad ?
Pappu : Sir Ap Zinda Kaise Bach Gaye?

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4 Teacher and Boy

Teacher and Boy

Teacher and Boy

Teacher- tum kitne bahen bhai ho?
Boy 8 bhai 9 bahen.!
Teacher- tumhare papa kya karte hai?
Boy- pata nahi sir Hum to jaldi so jate hai

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5 Teacher and Boy

Teacher and Boy

Teacher and Boy

Teacher- tum kitne bahen bhai ho?
Boy 8 bhai 9 bahen.!
Teacher- tumhare papa kya karte hai?
Boy- pata nahi sir Hum to jaldi so jate hai

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6 Pappu and Teacher

Pappu and Teacher

Pappu and Teacher

Pappu to teacher : sir mainu chutti
chahidi a,
teacher : kyu
pappu : ajj saade ghar 3 mehmaan
aa rahe ne,
teacher : kaun kaun ?
pappu : sir meri naani da beta,
meri mummy da bro, te mera
mamma…

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7 Lecture on Sun

Lecture on Sun

Lecture on Sun

Teacher: Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.
Everyone must attend it.
Raju: No! I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher: Why?
Raju: My mother will not allow me to go so far !!

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8 Teacher and Student

Teacher and Student

Teacher and Student

To The Engineer…

To the optimist, the glass is half full.
To the pessimist, the glass is half empty.
To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.

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9 Teacher: Homework Kyun Nahi Kiya?

Teacher: Homework Kyun Nahi Kiya

Teacher: Homework Kyun Nahi Kiya

Teacher: homework kyun nahi kiya?
Student: sir, light nahin thi
Teacher: to mombatti jala leta
Student: machis nahi thi
Teacher: kyun?
Student: puja ghar mein rakhi thi
Teacher: to le aata
Student: nahaya nahi tha sir
Teacher: nahaya kyun nahi tha
Student: paani nahi tha sir
Teacher: arey paani kyun nahi tha
Student: sir motor ni chal ri thi
Teacher: ab motor ko kya hua kamine
Student: sir kitni baar bolun, light nhi thi na…

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10 A person who keeps on talking…

A person who keeps on talking

A person who keeps on talking

Teacher : What do you call a person
who keeps on talking when
people are no longer interested?

Pupil : A teacher.

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