Teacher Jokes – Teacher and Johnny Jokes, SMS, Quotes, Pics and more

1 Teacher: Apne father ka nam bataao english me?

Teacher and Student

Teacher and Student

Teacher: Apne father ka nam bataao english me?
Student: Beautiful red undrwear
Teacher: What nonsense.. hindi me batao?
Student: Sundr lal chadda

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2 Teacher and Student

Teacher and Student

Teacher and Student

Teacher: what is your best friends name.
Student: Madanlal Darshanlal Chodhary.
teacher: its very long, any short name. . .
Student: Ma. . Dar. . .Chod.

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3 Why Are You Late?

Teacher and Student

Teacher and Student

Teacher: Why are you late?
Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill.
Teacher: That’s nice. Were you helping him look for it?
Student: No. I was standing on it.

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4 Formula for Water

Teacher and Student

Teacher and Student

TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water?
PAPPU : “HIJKLMNO” !!

TEACHER : What are you talking about?
PAPPU : Yesterday you said it’s H to O !

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5 Laparvahi ke karan kisi Business ke Close ho jane ka koi ek Example do

Teacher and Student

Teacher and Student

Teacher: Laparvahi ke karan kisi Business ke Close ho jane ka koi ek Example do.

Student: Sir.. Callgirl ka Pregnant ho jana!!

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6 If I Am A Millionaire

Teacher and Student

Teacher and Student

Teacher: Write an essay on ‘If I am a millionaire’
All students started writing
…except one boy

Teacher- Why don’t you start writing?
Boy- I am waiting for my secretary!

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7 Who, me?

Teacher and Student

Teacher and Student

Teacher: Johnny, name two pronouns.

Johnny: Who, me?

Teacher: Very good!

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8 I love you & You love your daughter

Teacher and Student

Teacher and Student

Teacher says to student, In Algebra
A=B
&
B=C.
It means A=C.

Now give relevant example.
Student: Sir, I love you & You love your daughter,
It means that I love your daughter.

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9 School kyun aatey ho?

Teacher and Student

Teacher and Student

Teacher: Tum school kyun aate ho?
Student: Vidya ke liye sir!

Teacher: Phir tum class mein soo kyun rahe ho?
Student: Aaj Vidya nahi aayi hai isliye sir!!

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10 Strange socks

Teacher and Student

Teacher and Student

TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you’re wearing, one is green and the other is blue with red spots !!

PAPPU: Yes, it’s really strange. I’ve got another pair just like that at home.

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