Teacher Jokes – Teacher and JOSH Jokes, SMS, Quotes, Pics and more

1 1st ever intelligent sardar.

1st ever intelligent sardar

1st ever intelligent sardar

1st ever intelligent sardar.

Teacher: what do u call a person
who cannot hear anything?

sardar: u can call him anything,
because he cannot hear anything:-)

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2 Teacher and Pappu

Teacher and Pappu

Teacher and Pappu

Teacher: “Bachon Aaj Hum Grammer Padhenge, To Batao Ek Aurat Ek Khidki Se Jhank Rahi Hai, Ye Kya Hai?”
Pappu: “Mam, Ye Ek Vachan Hua”
Teacher: “Good, Ab Batao Ki – Bahut Si Aurtein Khidkiyon Se Jhank Rahi Hai?”
Pappu Kuch Sochkar Bola: “Mam, Ye To Red Light Area Hua“

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3 Teacher and Santa

Teacher and Santa

Teacher and Santa

Teachr- “main teri jaan nikal dungi” iski english kya hogi..??
.
Santa- English ki aisi tesi, Tu saali haath laga k to dikha.. !!

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4 Bachchon batao LOVE kyun acchha hai WAR se?

Bachchon batao LOVE kyun acchha hai WAR se

Bachchon batao LOVE kyun acchha hai WAR se

Teacher: Bachchon batao LOVE kyun acchha hai WAR se?

Saare students ek saath bole:
kyunki condom saste milte hain talwar se.

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5 Teacher and JOSH

Teacher and JOSH

Teacher and JOSH

TEACHER: John, how do you spell “crocodile”?
JOSH: “K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L”.
TEACHER: No, that’s wrong.
JOSH: Maybe it’s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!

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6 Teacher and Student

Teacher and Student

Teacher and Student

A Sunday school teacher asked the children just before she dismissed them to go to church, “And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?” Annie replied, “Because people are sleeping.”

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7 Without A Brain

Without A Brain

Without A Brain

Student- Teacher, how long can a man live without a brain?

Teacher- Well! lets see, how old are you?

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8 Teacher and Boy

Teacher and Boy

Teacher and Boy

Teacher – Kal kyu nahi aaya tha?

Boy – Sir, Girlfriend se milne gaya tha.

Teacher – Kiss liye.

Boy – Yes Sir, Liye,
Liye Bahut sare kiss liye.

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9 Teacher and Santa

Teacher and Santa

Teacher and Santa

Teacher-How many planets r there?
Santa- mercury, Venus, Jupiter etc etc.
Teacher- Aur batao?
Santa- Aur bas sab badhiya! upar wale ka karam hai Aap sunao.

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10 Ball Returns

Ball Returns

Ball Returns

Teacher: A ball is thrown upwards why does it returns back to the ground?

Students: (reply’s) ‘coz there’s no one to catch the ball.

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