Teacher Jokes – Teacher To KG Kid Jokes, SMS, Quotes, Pics and more

1 Teacher and Student

Teacher- BIRBAL KON Tha?
Student- Pata nahi.
Teacher- Padhai pe Dhayn do, to pata Chalega.
Student- Jacky kaun hai?
Teacher- Pata nahi.
Student- Beti pe dhayn do, to pata Chalega!

Teacher and Student

Teacher and Student

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2 Teacher and Student

TEACHER:-Wo kaon sa Department hai jisme Aurat kaam nahi kar sakti,
STUDENT:-FIRE BRIGADE
Teacher:-Kyon
Student:-Aurton ka kaam Aag lagana hai bujhana nhi.

Teacher and Student

Teacher and Student

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3 Crossing a road

Rani: You know mam, my mother fears a lot while crossing a road!

Teacher: How do U know that?

Rani: Because, she holds my hand while crossing!

Crossing a road

Crossing a road

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4 Teacher and Student

Teacher- BIRBAL KON Tha?
Student- Pata nahi.
Teacher- Padhai pe Dhayn do, to pata Chalega.
Student- Jacky kaun hai?
Teacher- Pata nahi.
Student- Beti pe dhayn do, to pata Chalega!

Teacher and Student

Teacher and Student

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5 Kya 4 ladkiya ek stool par mazese baith sakate hai

Teacher- Kya 4 ladkiya ek stool par mazese baith sakate hai..?
Pappu- Bilkul..
Teacher- Woh kaise..?
Pappu- Stool ulta karke.

Teacher and Student

Teacher and Student

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6 Teacher and Student

Teacher- BIRBAL KON Tha?
Student- Pata nahi.
Teacher- Padhai pe Dhayn do, to pata Chalega.
Student- Jacky kaun hai?
Teacher- Pata nahi.
Student- Beti pe dhayn do, to pata Chalega!

Teacher and Student

Teacher and Student

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7 Teacher- Kal School kyon nahi aaye tum?

Teacher- Kal School kyon nahi aaye tum?
Pappu- GirlFriend Se Milne Gaya Tha.
Teacher- Kis Liye?
Pappu- Yes Sir.
Teacher- Maine Pucha Kis Liye.??
Pappu- Liye Sir, Bahut liye..

Teacher and Student

Teacher and Student

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8 Teacher and Student

Teacher To KG Kid: How Many Months AreThere In A Year…?
Kid: 12
Teacher: Wow… How Do You Know…?
Kid: Baara Mahine Mein Bara Tareeke Se Tujh Ko Pyar Jatao’n Ga Re…
DHINKA CHIKA DHINKA CHIKA….

Teacher and Student

Teacher and Student

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9 Teacher and Student

Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an “I”.
Student: I is the…
Teacher: Stop! Never put ‘is’ after an “I”. Always put ‘am’ after an “I”.
Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.

Teacher and Student

Teacher and Student

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10 Teacher and Student

Teacher: How can we get some clean water?
Student: Bring the water from the river and wash it.

Teacher and Student

Teacher and Student

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