Teacher Jokes – Teacher and Lucky Jokes, SMS, Quotes, Pics and more

1 Santa Mathematics

SANTA SINGH WHILE IN GRADE SCHOOL.

Teacher: What is 5 plus 4?
Santa Singh: 9

Teacher: What is 4 plus 5?
Santa Singh: Are you trying to fool me, you’ve just twisted the figure, the answer is 6!!

Santa Mathematics

Santa Mathematics

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2 Teacher and Student

Teacher: Today, we’re going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say “I am beautiful,” which tense is it?
Student: Obviously it is the past tense.

Teacher and Student

Teacher and Student

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3 Teacher and Lucky

Teacher: Tell me the name of any Microsoft Product?
Bunty: MS Excel
Lucky: MS Word
Bittu: MS Powerpoint
Pappu after thinking a lot, “MS Dhoni”!

Teacher and Lucky

Teacher and Lucky

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4 Teacher and Student

Teacher-papu Ek Story Sunao Withmoral 🙂
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Papu-maine Usko Phone Kiya Wo So Rahi Thi.
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Phir Usne Mujhe Phone Kiya Main So Raha Tha.
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Moral- Jaisi Karni Wsi Bharni.

Teacher and Student

Teacher and Student

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5 Teacher and Student

Teacher Ask A Question To All The Students.

Teacher: “Who Will Spell Ambulance, Raise Your Hands?”

But Teacher Got No Response From Class Then Teacher Points A Finger To A Student And Said: “You Stand Up And Spell Ambulance.”

Student: “Uhhhhhh, A……. M…….. B……”

Teacher: “Faster.”

Student: “Wew! Wew! Wew! Wew! Wew! Wew!“

Teacher and Student

Teacher and Student

6 Coincidence

Teacher : “Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?”

Student : “Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the sameday sametime.”

Teacher and Student

Teacher and Student

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7 Teacher and Student

Math Teacher : If a=b and b=c then a=c, now give me the practical example of this principle from real life.

Student : I love you sir and you love your daughter which means I love your daughter.

Teacher and Student

Teacher and Student

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8 Better Eyesight

Teacher: Who has a better eyesight, an animal or a man?
Student: An animal, of course.

Teacher: Why?
Student: They dont were glasses like you!!

Teacher and Student

Teacher and Student

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9 Principal and Student

Principal: what u want to becom in future?

Student: After studyin MBBS, I want to join Police force n gt good job in a good software company nd work as lawyer n construct big buildings n conduct research nd become actor..

Principal: Hey, Wat’s ur name?

Student: Rajnikant!!

Principal

Principal

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10 Teacher and Santa

Teacher: Batao Pankha Male Hai Ya Female?

SANTA: Agar KHAITAN Ka Hai To Male Aur USHA Ka Hai To Female Hoga.

Teacher and Santa

Teacher and Santa

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