Teacher Jokes – Teacher and Pappu Jokes, SMS, Quotes, Pics and more

1 You cannot Bacteria without Microscope

Teacher and Student

Teacher and Student

Teacher: Draw A Diagram Of Bacteria.
Pappu: Here It Is Sir.
Teacher: Where? You Haven’t Drawn Anything.
Pappu: Sir, Can You See Bacteria Without Microscope …

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2 Teacher and Student

Teacher and Student

Teacher and Student

Question:What is the full-form of Maths!
Answer:Mentally Affected Teachers Harassing Students.

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3 Teacher: class me ladai kyun nahi karni cahaie?

Teacher and Student

Teacher and Student

Teacher: class me ladai kyun nahi karni cahaie?

?

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Pappu: pata nahi exam mein kiske peche baithna pad jaye..

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4 Teacher and Student

Teacher and Student

Teacher and Student

Teacher:Tintu what is the full form of class? Tintumon:C-Come L-Late A-And S-Start S-Sleeping

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5 Teacher and Student

Teacher and Student

Teacher and Student

Teacher: I told you to stand at the end of the line?
Pupil: I tried, but there was someone already there!

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6 Teacher and Student

Teacher and Student

Teacher and Student

Teacher: You aren’t paying attention to me. Are you having trouble hearing?
Pupil: No, teacher I’m having trouble listening!

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7 Teacher: John, why are you so late?

Teacher and Student

Teacher and Student

Teacher: John, why are you so late ?
John: I was throwing stones into the river.
Teacher: Okaay, well take your seat.

Teacher: Bob, why are you also late ?
Bob: i was also throwing stones into the river.
Teacher: gr, well, sit down.

New Boy walks in
Teacher: oh so you’re our new student. whats your name? and why are you all wet?
New boy: My name is Stones.
Teacher: oh!!

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8 Teacher and Student

Teacher and Student

Teacher and Student

Teacher: Class, we will have only half a day of school this morning.
Class: Hooray
Teacher: We will have the other half this afternoon!

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9 Teacher and Student

Teacher and Student

Teacher and Student

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.

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10 Reachr Konsa Parinda Sub Se Tez Urta Hai?

Teacher and Student

Teacher and Student

Teachr: Konsa Parinda Sub Se Tez Urta Hai?
Student: Haathi!
Teachr: Nalaiq! Tera Baap Kia Krta Hai?
Student: Wo MQM mein Hain.
Teachr: Mera Khayal Hai Haathi Hi Sab Se Tez Urta Hai

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