Teacher Jokes – Teacher and Santa Jokes, SMS, Quotes, Pics and more

1 Teacher and Santa

Teacher: Agar Electric Invent Nahi Hota To Kya Hota?
Santa: Hume Candle Jala Kar T.V. Dekhna Padta!

Teacher and Santa

Teacher and Santa

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2 Teacher and Student

Teacher: “Johnny, can you tell me the name of 3 great kings who have brought happiness and peace into people’s lives?”
Little Johnny: Drin-king, smo-king, and fuc-king 😛

Teacher and Student

Teacher and Student

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3 Teacher and Student

Teacher: Lofer aur Offer me kya antar hi
Student: Simple mam,

ladka ‘i love you’ bole to “Lofer” aur ladki bole to “Offer”

Teacher and Student

Teacher and Student

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4 Teacher and Student

Teacher- Tum kal kyo nahi aye? Santa- Madam, ghar mein 1 jaruri kam tha. Teacher- o i c. Santa- Nai madam,sirf program hi bnya c. Oh i ni……………..

Teacher and Student

Teacher and Student

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5 Teacher and Student

Teacher:- What are the people of Turkey called?

Little Johny:- I don’t know.

Teacher:- They are called Turks.
Now What are the people of Germany called?

Little Johny:- They are called Germs.

Teacher and Student

Teacher and Student

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6 BF and GF Jokes

A bf, who is good in English, is teaching
his gf about tense.
Bf:- YOU LOVE ME. Which tense is it?
Gf:- PAST TENSE.

BF and GF Jokes

BF and GF Jokes

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7 Teacher and Student

A student asks his professor if it’s true that tigers and other wild animals won’t attack you in the jungle at night if you’re carrying a burning torch. The proffessor answers, ‘Well, young man, it all depends on how fast you’re carrying it.’

Teacher and Student

Teacher and Student

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8 Teacher and Student

Teacher sent home a note: Sincere & bright boy but spends too much time with girls.
Mother sent a note back: Pls advise solution, father has same problem.

Teacher and Student

Teacher and Student

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9 Teacher and Boy Jokes

Boy: My Father’s name is LAUGHING and my Mother’s name is SMILING.

Teacher: You must be Kidding?

Boy: No, that’s my brother. I am JOKING.

Teacher and Boy Jokes

Teacher and Boy Jokes

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10 Teacher and Boy Jokes

Extra Cute :-
A Boy sends SMS to his GirlFriend:-
Sweet heart, Sorry to disturb u.
Can u send me ur photo ?
Its really very urgent.
Girl :- But why dear ?
Boy :- We are playing card’s
|&|
I have lost my “QUEEN”

Teacher and Boy Jokes

Teacher and Boy Jokes

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