Teacher Jokes – Teacher and Student Jokes, SMS, Quotes, Pics and more

1 Sir Santa

Teacher and Student

Teacher and Student

Santa wrote-
“Sunlight..”

Sir-Whats This??

Santa- Sir,Uska naam Suraj Prakash hai…!

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2 Teacher and Kids

Teacher and Student

Teacher and Student


Kid: 12
Teacher: Hw did u knw?
Kid: Baara mahine me bara tarike se tujhko pyar jataunga re!
DHINKA CHIka Dhinka Chika

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3 What Happend Johnny

Teacher and Student

Teacher and Student

Pakistani And American
A Paksitani Boy Got Admission In An American School.
Teacher : Whats Your Name ?
Boy : Ahmad
Teacher : No, Now You R In America Your Name Is Johny From Today.
Boy Went Home. Mom Asked:
How Was The Day Ahmad.
Boy : Im An American Now Call Me Johnny.
Mom & Dad Both Got Offended And Beat Him Up.
Next Day He Was Back To School, All Bruised.
Teacher :What Happend Johnny?
Boy : Maam, Just 4 Hours After I Became American, I Was Attacked By Two Pakistanis!

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4 Students Vs Teachers!

Students Vs Teachers!

Students Vs Teachers!

Students Vs Teachers :-

When We are in Class. We Are Students.
When they are in class They are Scholars.

When v Correct our Writing its Overwriting.
When they Correct their, its Correction,

When v copy from Others, We are Cheaters,
When they Copy they Quote

When We don’t do our work in time, We are Sluggish,
When they don’t do, they are Busy,

When We Joke in class, We are Jokers,
When They are joke, They r Witty :

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5 Teacher: Can u tel the name of 3 great kings

Students Vs Teachers!

Students Vs Teachers!

Teacher: Can u tel the name of 3 great kings who have brought happiness & peace into student’s lives?

Student:
Smo-KING
Drin-KING
&
Bun-KING

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6 She is Half Mad

Students Vs Teachers!

Students Vs Teachers!

Teacher: There is a frog, Ship is sinking, potatoes cost Rs3/kg… Then, what is my age?
Student: 32 yrs.
.
Teacher: How do you know?
Student: Well, my sister is 16 years old and she is half mad.

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7 Teacher and Student

Students Vs Teachers!

Students Vs Teachers!

Teacher: Baadhaki bayaniki madhya teda yenti.
Hari: Baada ante meeda tadusthadi, Bayam ante Kindha tadusthadi.

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8 Teacher and Student

Students Vs Teachers!

Students Vs Teachers!


Teacher: Why are you late?
Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill.
Teacher: That’s nice. Were you helping him look for it?
Student: No. I was standing on it.

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9 Teacher: where is Everest?

Teacher: where is Everest?

Student: I don’t know Mam….

Teacher: You Stand on the desk!

Student: Still cannot see ma’am

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10 Teacher to girl: how many planets r there?

Students Vs Teachers!

Students Vs Teachers!

Teacher to girl: how many planets r there?
Girl: Mars, Venus, Jupiter.
Teacher: Aur batao?
Girl : Bas sahab badiya, aap sunao!

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