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1 Teacher and Student Jokes

A teacher asked a boy a question after she had read her lesson. The boy just held his ears and shut his mouth
“Why are you not giving me any answer?”
“Because what ever you taught me goes in my ears and if I open my mouth, I will forget everything you said.”

Teacher and Student Jokes

Teacher and Student Jokes

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2 Blank Answer

Santa Singh and Banta singh were fighting after finishing their exam.

Teacher: Why are you two fighting?

Santa Singh: The fool left his answer sheet blank.

Teacher: So?

Santa Singh: Even I have left my answer sheet blank. Now you will think that we have copied.

Blank Answer

Blank Answer

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3 Teacher and Santa Jokes

Teacher-How many planets are there?
Santa –
Mercury, Venus, Jupiter vagerah.
Teacher-
Aur batao?
Santa-
Aur bas sab badhiya!
Mata raani ki kripa.
Aap sunao…??

Teacher and Santa Jokes

Teacher and Santa Jokes

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4 Teacher and Simon Jokes

Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
Simon: No sir, I don’t have to, my Mom is a good cook.

Teacher and Simon Jokes

Teacher and Simon Jokes

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5 A Teacher Can Not Teach All The Subjects

If a single teacher can’t teach all the subjects

then

how could you expect a single student to learn all subjects.

A Teacher Can Not Teach All The Subjects

A Teacher Can Not Teach All The Subjects

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6 Tell Me Your Name In English

Teacher: Tell Me Your Name In English.

Student (After 2 Mins): “Age Long Oven”

Teacher: Iska Kya Matlab Hai?

Student: Umar Daraaz Bhatti.

Tell Me Your Name In English

Tell Me Your Name In English

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7 Can You Count From 0 To 10

In a classroom Teacher asks a student to count from 0 to 10.

Student : 0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10

Teacher : Where is 5?

Student : Yesterday I heard in the news
that 5 died in a car accident….. o_O

Can You Count From 0 To 10

Can You Count From 0 To 10

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8 Teacher and Student Jokes

Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
Harold: A teacher.

Teacher and Student Jokes

Teacher and Student Jokes

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9 Tell The Name Of Any Microsoft Product?

Teacher: Tell me the name of any Microsoft Product?

Bunty: MS Excel

Lucky: MS Word

Bittu: MS Powerpoint . . . .

Pappu after thinking a lot, “MS Dhoni”!

Tell The Name Of Any Microsoft Product?

Tell The Name Of Any Microsoft Product?

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10 Why do you always fail your exams

TEACHER: Why do you always fail your exams?

PUPIL: Because I always get the wrong exam paper.

Why do you always fail your exams

Why do you always fail your exams

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