Teacher Jokes – Top 10 Teacher Jokes, SMS, Quotes, Pics and more

1 Teacher and Student Jokes

Little Johnny: Teacher, can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: Little Johnny, MAY I go to the bathroom?
Little Johnny: But I asked first!

Teacher and Student Jokes

Teacher and Student Jokes

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2 Zero on the test joke

Pupil: I don’t think I deserved zero on this test.

Teacher: I agree, but that’s the lowest mark I could give you !

Zero on the test joke

Zero on the test joke

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3 Teacher and Ramu Jokes

Teacher: “Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?”
Ramu: “The moon”.
Teacher: “Why?”
Ramu: “The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the
day time when we don’t need it”.

Teacher and Student Jokes

Teacher and Student Jokes

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4 Teacher and Pappu Jokes

Teachar- Beta Chori Krna Buri Baat Hai,
Chori Ka Fal Hmesha Kadva Hota He
.
Pappu- Bas Ab Chup Ho Ja Kamini Jhuti Maine Kal Hi APPLE Chori Krke Khaaye Woh Bade Mithe The.

Teacher and Student Jokes

Teacher and Student Jokes

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5 Teacher and Boy Jokes

Teacher: If you had one dollar and you asked your dad for another, how much would you have?
Boy: One dollar.
Teacher: Are you sure?
Boy: Yes, my dad wouldn’t give me a dollar!

Teacher and Student Jokes

Teacher and Student Jokes

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6 Teacher and Ramu Jokes

Teacher: Ramu, give me a sentence starting with ” I “.
Ramu: I is…
Teacher: No, Ramu. Always say, “I am.”
Ramu: All right… “I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.”

Teacher and Student Jokes

Teacher and Student Jokes

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7 Teacher and Student Jokes

Teacher: What is the purpose of having school?
Student: Without school, there wouldn’t be a reason for holidays and summer vacation.

Teacher and Student Jokes

Teacher and Student Jokes

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8 Teacher and Ramu Jokes

Teacher: What is the chemical formula for water?
Ramu: “HIJKLMNO”!!
Teacher: What are you talking about?
Ramu: Yesterday you said it’s H to O!

Teacher and Ramu Jokes

Teacher and Ramu Jokes

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9 Teacher and Ramu Jokes

Teacher: “Ramu, you talk a lot !”
Ramu: “It’s a family tradition”.
Teacher: “What do you mean?”
Ramu: “Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher”.
Teacher: “What about your mother?”
Ramu: “She’s a woman”.

Teacher and Ramu Jokes

Teacher and Ramu Jokes

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10 After finishing MBBS

After finishing MBBS, Dr Munna Bhai starts his practice.
He checked his first patient`s eyes, tongue & ears by torch & finally what did he say?
`The battery is OK`.

After finishing MBBS

After finishing MBBS

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