Teacher Jokes – What Is Ur Name Jokes, SMS, Quotes, Pics and more

1 A= B =C Calculations

A= B =C Calculations

A= B =C Calculations

Teacher:Students if a=b & b=c ,then we can say that a=c.Give me on more example…
(A boy stands up and says…)
Boy:Mam if i love you and you love your daughter then i love your daughter..!!!!

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2 Naughty Pappu – Teacher-Pappu

Naughty Pappu – Teacher-Pappu

Naughty Pappu – Teacher-Pappu

Teacher : who is Tipu Sultan?

Pappu : I dont know miss..! :s

Teacher : Concentrate on your studies..!

Pappu : Do yew know Jennifer?

Teacher : i dont know..! :s

.

Pappu : Concentrate on your husband..!

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3 Pappu And Teacher

Pappu And Teacher

Pappu And Teacher

Teacher: Kal kare so aaj kar aaj kare so ab.
.
.
Papu ne pucha: Ab mujhe koi ye bataye kal karnewale sandas ko aaj kaise kare?

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4 What Is Ur Name

What Is Ur Name

What Is Ur Name

Teacher: What is ur name?
Student: My name is Beautiful Red Underwear.
Teacher: Unn..!! dont joke.! tell me the right name..!
Student : My name is Sundrlal Chadda

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5 A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl

A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl

A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl

Teacher:
What should be in a
book to make it a bestseller?

Tommy:
A girl on the cover
and
no cover on the girl.

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6 Bachcho zinda rahne ke liye kya zaruri hai?

Bachcho zinda rahne ke liye kya zaruri hai

Bachcho zinda rahne ke liye kya zaruri hai

Science Teacher: Bachcho zinda rahne ke liye kya zaruri hai?
Student: itna bhi nahi pata mam?

Zinda rehne ke liye teri qasam..
ek mulaqat zaruri hai sanam

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7 Gaali kya hai?

Gaali kya hai

Gaali kya hai

Teacher: Gaali kya hai?
Student: Krodh ke smay mukh se nikle ashudh shabdon ka samuh
Jinke uchcharan ke paschat Vyakti ke hriday Ko ShantiKa anubhv hota hai.

8 At ur age hitler commited suicide

At ur age hitler commited suicide

At ur age hitler commited suicide

Teacher : U failure !
At ur age Bill gates stood first in the class
Student : Mind u, Sir,
but at ur age hitler commited suicide

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9 Teacher and Student

Teacher and Student

Teacher and Student

Geography teacher: agar koi chota planet prithvi se takraye to kya hoga?

Student: ‘Tadang’ jaisa awaaj aayega

Teacher gusse se: Kyu??

Student: yeh duniya… Yeh duniya pital di…

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10 Andey Aur Bachche

Andey Aur Bachche

Andey Aur Bachche

Teacher: Zameen par rehne wale janwer bachche dete hain, Hawa mein urne wale andey dete hain!

Woh konsi cheez hai jo hawa mein bhi urti hai or bachche bhi deti hai??

Student: Air Hostess

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