Teacher Jokes – Wife and Mother Jokes, SMS, Quotes, Pics and more

1 Teacher and Student

Teacher and Student

Teacher and Student


Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an “I”.
Student: I is the….
Teacher: Stop! Never put ‘is’ after an “I”. Always put ‘am’ after an “I”.
Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.

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2 I will not overspeed

Teacher and Student

Teacher and Student

Ma’am you were going faster than the speed limit
Please let me go, I am a teacher.

A Teacher? I have been waiting for this day for so long

Now write,”I will not overspeed” 1000 times.

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3 Differentiate wife and mother

Teacher and Student

Teacher and Student

Teacher: How Do You Differentiate
“WIFE” & “MOTHER”

SARDAR:
Before Marriage We Sleep With “MOTHER”
&
After Marriage
We Sleep With Our “WIFE”

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4 Pathan : Zara thehro Hum ko lagta hai k

Teacher

Teacher

Teacher : Tum kahan paida huway?
Pathan : Khyber PakhtoonKhuwaa me.
Teacher : Is k spelling batao?
Pathan : Zara thehro! Hum ko lagta hai k hum
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DADU me paida huwa tha….:-0

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5 Teacher and Student

Teacher and Student

Teacher and Student

Teacher: Y r u late? Student: My dad told me 2 take our cow 2 bull. Teacher(Angrily): Can’t your dad to it? Student:Only BULL can do it

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6 Which is important, sun or the moon

Which is important, sun or the moon

Which is important, sun or the moon

Teacher : Which is more important to us,
the sun or the moon?
Pupil : The moon.

Teacher : Why?
Pupil : The moon gives us light at night
when we need it but the sun gives us light
only in the day time when we dont need it.

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7 How To Kill A Mosquito

How To Kill A Mosquito

How To Kill A Mosquito

Teacher: How to kill a mosquito?
Student: Catch it alive,
Tie its legs
then make gudgudi in its stomach
and when it laughs,Catch its mouth
& pour a spoon of Poison

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8 Teacher and Student

Teacher and Student

Teacher and Student

A teacher was giving a lesson on good manners.
“Suppose, by mistake, you step on a lady’s foot. What do you do?”
“I say ‘Pardon me’.”
“Very good. Now suppose the lady, to reward you, gives you a coin. What do you do?”
“Step on the other foot to get a second one.”

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9 Teacher and Student

Teacher and Student

Teacher and Student

Teacher: Who is ur fav writer? Student: Ur daughter Teacher: y? Student: Evryday she gives me a nice love letter.

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10 Teacher and Student

Teacher and Student

Teacher and Student

Teacher: What is 1+1 ?
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Boy – Happy Hours

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